Pink cap with 'MENTALLY, I'm not here' text on a light gray background
Pink cap with 'MENTALLY. I'm not here' text on a light gray background
Black cap with 'MENTALLY, I'm not here' text on a white background
Black cap with 'MENTALLY. I'm not here' text on a white background
Black cap with 'MENTALLY I'm not here' text on a white background
Black cap with 'MENTALLY. I'm not here' text on a light gray background
Green cap with 'MENTALLY, I'm not here' text on a white background
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Mentally, I'm Not Here - Embroidered Hat

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Mentally, I’m Not Here Hat | Embroidered Chino Cotton Cap by Stay Esy

Protect your inner peace even when your mind needs a break.


Your Official Hat for Zoning Out

You know the feeling.
You are sitting in a meeting that could have been an email. You are nodding along, but your brain is already somewhere else. We have all been there.

The Mentally, I’m Not Here Hat turns that mood into something you can wear. It is your calm and funny way of saying you have clocked out mentally while still showing up.

The embroidery is clean and subtle enough for anywhere, but still gets a smile from the right people. Made from soft pink chino cotton twill, it feels perfectly broken in from the moment you put it on. The relaxed fit works on everyone, and the comfort level is real.

Think of it as permission to unplug and reset. A stylish reminder that it is okay not to be “on” all the time.


The Feel

Soft. Easy. Effortless.
This hat adds humor and calm confidence to whatever you are wearing. It is the definition of comfortable peace.


Product Details

  • 100 percent chino cotton twill
  • Unstructured, low profile six panel design
  • Comfortable 3 1/8 inch crown (7.6 cm)
  • Six embroidered eyelets for breathability
  • Adjustable strap with antique metal buckle for a perfect fit
  • Embroidered Mentally, I’m Not Here message in tonal thread
  • Relaxed fit that suits everyone

WHERE DO YOU SHIP FROM? 
Our products are printed, checked and shipped from our production partners are mainly located in the United States. They also have sites worldwide in different countries as well.

WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO? 
We ship worldwide! We can unfortunately not ship to PO boxes or APO/FPO/DPO addresses at the moment. If you have any questions please reach out to us.

WHEN WILL YOU SHIP MY ORDER?
Speed is our priority! Your order goes into production within 24-48 hours, and most orders are delivered within 5-10 business days. If an order is placed on a Friday or during the weekend, it will ship out on Monday. 

DO I GET A TRACKING LINK?
All shipments are fully trackable, and a tracking link is provided to you in your shipping confirmation. Feel free to contact us within 30 days of when your order was made, at the latest, otherwise we can't make claims or investigate the shipment with the freight company. 

WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
We offer free shipping on all orders above $75 USD, or equivalent in your currency. If you place an order for less we have to charge a flat rate shipping fee depending on the product, or equivalent in your currency, to cover some of the cost for the shipping. 

QUALITY ASSURANCE
Not happy with your order? No worries. Just send us a photo and explanation of why you are not happy and we will fix it. Please just make sure to contact us within 30 days of when your order has been received.

QUALITY ASSURANCE
Not happy with your product? No worries. Just send us a photo and explanation of why you are not happy and we will fix it. Please just make sure to contact us within 30 days of when your order has been received.

Returns are not accepted for reasons such as ordering wrong size or item.

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