Absolutely Not - Vintage Embroidered Hat
- Free Shipping On Orders $75 USD
- Meaningful Gift For Anyone
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Absolutely Not Hat | Washed Cotton Embroidered Dad Cap by Stay Esy
Protect your inner peace.
Your Subtle Boundary
You know those days when your social battery is running low and your head feels a little too full.
That’s when this hat steps in.
The Absolutely Not Hat was made for those “not today” moments — the quiet kind of confidence that doesn’t need to raise its voice. The minimalist embroidery says everything without trying too hard, and the washed‑black cotton twill feels like it’s been yours forever.
It’s the one you grab for solo coffee runs, long walks, errands, or deep‑focus days. Easy to wear, easy to pair, and perfectly at ease.
This isn’t just a hat. It’s a soft reminder that you’re allowed to keep your peace and wear your boundaries with confidence.
The Feel
The fabric is soft yet structured. The fit is relaxed but intentional.
Every detail is made for comfort — so when you put it on, it just feels right.
Product Details
- 100 percent cotton twill
- Unstructured, low‑profile 6‑panel fit
- Vintage washed finish for a lived‑in look
- Adjustable metal buckle with antique brass finish
- Six sewn eyelets for breathability
- Soft sweatband for ultimate comfort
- Embroidered Absolutely Not design in contrast thread
WHERE DO YOU SHIP FROM?
Our products are printed, checked and shipped from our production partners are mainly located in the United States. They also have sites worldwide in different countries as well.
WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO?
We ship worldwide! We can unfortunately not ship to PO boxes or APO/FPO/DPO addresses at the moment. If you have any questions please reach out to us.
WHEN WILL YOU SHIP MY ORDER?
Speed is our priority! Your order goes into production within 24-48 hours, and most orders are delivered within 5-10 business days. If an order is placed on a Friday or during the weekend, it will ship out on Monday.
DO I GET A TRACKING LINK?
All shipments are fully trackable, and a tracking link is provided to you in your shipping confirmation. Feel free to contact us within 30 days of when your order was made, at the latest, otherwise we can't make claims or investigate the shipment with the freight company.
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
We offer free shipping on all orders above $75 USD, or equivalent in your currency. If you place an order for less we have to charge a flat rate shipping fee depending on the product, or equivalent in your currency, to cover some of the cost for the shipping.
QUALITY ASSURANCE
Not happy with your order? No worries. Just send us a photo and explanation of why you are not happy and we will fix it. Please just make sure to contact us within 30 days of when your order has been received.
QUALITY ASSURANCE
Not happy with your product? No worries. Just send us a photo and explanation of why you are not happy and we will fix it. Please just make sure to contact us within 30 days of when your order has been received.
Returns are not accepted for reasons such as ordering wrong size or item.