Mentally, I'm Not Here - Hat
- Free Shipping On Orders $75 USD
- Meaningful Gift For Anyone
Pairs well with
You know the feeling. You’re in a meeting that could’ve been an email, you’re nodding along, but your brain is a million miles away. Yeah, we’ve been there. A lot.
This hat is basically that mood in wearable form. It’s for the moments you’ve fully checked out and are running on autopilot. It’s a quiet, funny signal to the world that while you may be physically present, your mind has officially left the building.
The clean embroidery is subtle enough that you can wear it anywhere, but funny enough that the right people will get it. Crafted from super-soft chino cotton twill, the classic dad hat fit is relaxed and just works on everyone. It’s so comfortable you’ll probably forget you’re wearing it, which, let’s be real, is kind of the whole point.
Think of it as giving yourself permission to not be "on" all the time. A funny, stylish way to say your brain is taking a well-deserved break.
The Details:
Made from soft and durable 100% chino cotton twill
Classic unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile fit
Features 6 embroidered eyelets for breathability
Comfortable 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
Adjustable strap with a cool antique buckle for the perfect fit
WHERE DO YOU SHIP FROM?
Our products are printed, checked and shipped from our production partners are mainly located in the United States. They also have sites worldwide in different countries as well.
WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO?
We ship worldwide! We can unfortunately not ship to PO boxes or APO/FPO/DPO addresses at the moment. If you have any questions please reach out to us.
WHEN WILL YOU SHIP MY ORDER?
Speed is our priority! Your order goes into production within 24-48 hours, and most orders are delivered within 5-10 business days. If an order is placed on a Friday or during the weekend, it will ship out on Monday.
DO I GET A TRACKING LINK?
All shipments are fully trackable, and a tracking link is provided to you in your shipping confirmation. Feel free to contact us within 30 days of when your order was made, at the latest, otherwise we can't make claims or investigate the shipment with the freight company.
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
We offer free shipping on all orders above $75 USD, or equivalent in your currency. If you place an order for less we have to charge a flat rate shipping fee depending on the product, or equivalent in your currency, to cover some of the cost for the shipping.
QUALITY ASSURANCE
Not happy with your order? No worries. Just send us a photo and explanation of why you are not happy and we will fix it. Please just make sure to contact us within 30 days of when your order has been received.
QUALITY ASSURANCE
Not happy with your product? No worries. Just send us a photo and explanation of why you are not happy and we will fix it. Please just make sure to contact us within 30 days of when your order has been received.
Returns are not accepted for reasons such as ordering wrong size or item.