Absolutely Not - Vintage Hat
- Free Shipping On Orders $75 USD
- Meaningful Gift For Anyone
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You know those days. The ones where your social battery is blinking red, your brain has too many tabs open, and you just need a little space. This hat is for those days.
Think of it as your stylish, wearable "do not disturb" sign. We designed the "Absolutely Not" hat to be a quiet statement. A subtle way to set a boundary without saying a word. The minimalist embroidery is clean and confident, and the washed-out, 100% cotton twill feels like your favorite, perfectly worn-in hat from the moment you put it on.
It’s the hat you’ll grab for a solo coffee run, for walking the dog when you need to clear your head, or for those days at your desk when you’re deep in focus mode. It’s comfortable, it’s effortless, and it sends a message that’s both unapologetic and chic.
This isn't just another piece of merch. It’s a tool for protecting your energy, wrapped in the comfort of a classic dad hat.
The Details:
Made from soft, 100% cotton twill
Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile fit for a classic look
Vintage, washed-out effect for that lived-in feel
Adjustable metal snap buckle with an antique brass finish
Breathable with 6 sewn eyelets and a comfy black sweatband
WHERE DO YOU SHIP FROM?
Our products are printed, checked and shipped from our production partners are mainly located in the United States. They also have sites worldwide in different countries as well.
WHERE DO YOU SHIP TO?
We ship worldwide! We can unfortunately not ship to PO boxes or APO/FPO/DPO addresses at the moment. If you have any questions please reach out to us.
WHEN WILL YOU SHIP MY ORDER?
Speed is our priority! Your order goes into production within 24-48 hours, and most orders are delivered within 5-10 business days. If an order is placed on a Friday or during the weekend, it will ship out on Monday.
DO I GET A TRACKING LINK?
All shipments are fully trackable, and a tracking link is provided to you in your shipping confirmation. Feel free to contact us within 30 days of when your order was made, at the latest, otherwise we can't make claims or investigate the shipment with the freight company.
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
We offer free shipping on all orders above $75 USD, or equivalent in your currency. If you place an order for less we have to charge a flat rate shipping fee depending on the product, or equivalent in your currency, to cover some of the cost for the shipping.
QUALITY ASSURANCE
Not happy with your order? No worries. Just send us a photo and explanation of why you are not happy and we will fix it. Please just make sure to contact us within 30 days of when your order has been received.
QUALITY ASSURANCE
Not happy with your product? No worries. Just send us a photo and explanation of why you are not happy and we will fix it. Please just make sure to contact us within 30 days of when your order has been received.
Returns are not accepted for reasons such as ordering wrong size or item.